A horse walks in to a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks "why the long face." ;D

a baby seal walks into a club...

a baby seal walks into a club...

I busted out laughing at this one. ;D

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue who ?

Michael Jackson

A Pony, a Bear , and an Eagle are walkin down the road. The Pony turns to the Eagle and says "Eagle can you tell Bear i dont like him anymore". Eagle says,"Why cant you do it?" Pony says," I would but im a little "hoarce". " HAHA

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

cause it was dead, you idiot!!!!!!!

two muffins are sitting in an oven. one says "it sure is hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

two muffins are sitting in an oven. one says "it sure is hot in here!" the other replies "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

classic.

Two flies land on a fresh cow pie.

One lifts one of his legs and farts.

The other one says "Do you mind, I'm tryin' to eat here".........

What did Spock say when he lifted the toilet seat lid on the Enterprise ?

"Captain's log".........

What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common ?

They both travel around Uranus wiping out Klingons.