Was reading the other thread and though of a lot of weird and funny stuff I have had in my marriage. My wife and I can both laugh at ourselves and each other so that helps with some of these.

1. Woke up one morning and she was ticked at me as soon as she opened her eyes. Spent a few minutes contemplating what I could have done wrong. Finally, I asked..."Did I do something? You seem a bit perturbed at me.". The answer, she had a bad dream where I was being a real jerk (one of those dreams that seems really real) and just could not shake the feeling from the dream. She laughed at it eventually, but man...that one threw me.

2. Ever get in an argument without talking? I see this all the time. My wife will say something, then, before I say a word, follow it up with a "well i guess you just think....". then argue against that (keep in mind I still have not said anything), I have seen these go on and on, until I will say "I am going to get a beer, give me a holler when I am done arguing, will ya?".

Now I would post the weird stuff I have done if I ever did anything ( her list would be a few hundred items long LOL). I think one of the strengths of our marriage has been our ability to recognize and laugh at this type insanity, even as it comes out of our own mouths.

Anyone else have similar things like that?

My exwife had a way of asking me questions, answering them for me, and I was still wrong!

My exwife had a way of asking me questions, answering them for me, and I was still wrong!

she must be my X also

You guys need the bumper sticker IMISS MY X BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING.  jk

You guys need the bumper sticker IMISS MY X BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING. jk

hahahaha!!!!