My girlfriend and I were watching Who Wants To Be A

Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and

said, Do you want to make out?'

No,' she answered.

I then said, Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply

saying No.'

So I said, Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started ;D

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-

law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still

haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

My girlfriend and I were watching Who Wants To Be A

Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and

said, Do you want to make out?'

No,' she answered.

I then said, Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply

saying No.'

So I said, Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started ;D

and that's when she doted your eye

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started....

Ha, another good one...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy nuts. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-

law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still

haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

lol that's a good one.

These are all great.