Is by far the funniest show on television. I can't get enough I've seen every episode except for the newest season and I still watch all the reruns on tv.

I love the Office. I started watching it about a month ago and now I'm up to season 5.

that's what she said  ;D

dammit Rebel, thats my joke! ;D

False: Black Bear.

Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

-This show is by far the best show on television. I need to go buy the box set so I can get caught up on all the new stuff.

Bears eat beets

bears

beets

battlestar galactica

Never turn your back on a man you have wronged....or a turkey during mating season. ;D

Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...

dammit Rebel, thats my joke!

Beat ya to it 

Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?

Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?

LOL I love that one.

I have to admit that I have only seen it a few times and it's good but saw the original when I was in London a few years back and liked it alot better

Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?

Hahah man I love that show.

"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead. Well I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."

or

"Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan's been whining out on him. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."

yes, i did start looking them up.

I <3 The Office, Pam is hot

A woman should not have to get hit by a car to learn that she may have rabies!

Dwight's Speech: BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight gives a horrible sounding laugh] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman and women of the world... unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...

-I had to look this up. This is, by far, one of Dwight's best moments!