Bomb sniffing dogs not included.  ;D

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002CYTL2/ref=nosim/nationalreviewon

You have got to be kidding.

wow. thats pretty bad.

The reviews are hilarious.

"Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers"

"I will never need to buy toothpaste again thanks to Playmobil. Not realizing this was a toy I purchased it to prepare for my interview as a TSA agent. Needless to say I aced it and have been happily viewing xrays of carry-on luggage and shoes ever since. As noted above, the free toothpaste is just icing on the cake - never expected a free lifetime supply, but who's complaining. This is a "must-have" for any aspiring TSA agent out there."

I want the full body scanner upgrade, with the Barbie images.

Wonder if it you can buy crotch and shoe bomb add-on kits.

Love the review comments.

HAHAHAHA

TSA= Thousands Standing Around.

Toys that are a sign of the times. As for me, I just don't fly anymore.

I'd like to see the optional plastic drugs.  ;D

TSA= Thousands Standing Around.

Toys that are a sign of the times. As for me, I just don't fly anymore.

Just wait till the terrorists use a rectal bomb. Then the security guards will literally be doing to us what the airlines have been figuratively doing for years.

LOL.