If you ever need a laugh or feel bad about yourself, you need to go on this site an read these little 2-3 line stories about people, they're hilarious! They're great if you're bored too.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Some of these are way too funny! ;D

"Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. "

Way better than these, is a website called:

textsfromlastnight. You just can't stop reading them.

Way better than these,  is a website called:

textsfromlastnight.  You just can't stop reading them.

checked out the site, eh didn't think they were that funny. I like fmylife a lot better.

www.lamebook.com

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidently farted

haha I thought these were pretty funny

Some great stuff here lol

too funny. I had to bookmark that site