"I'll stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies"

Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther

"I'll stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies"

Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther

That was the funniest one that "heathen" ever pulled off on Aunt Esther.  ;D ;D

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but you are still one dumb polack".

-Archie Bunker

"I'll stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies"

Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther

Fred G Sanford did get off quite a few good ones.

The younger guys are probably asking who the h**l is he?

Fred would give them "five across their lips"

"big dummies"

"I'll stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies"

Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther

That was the funniest one that "heathen" ever pulled off on Aunt Esther. ;D ;D

I don't know, the time Esther came in the door, and Fred yelled "I thought I flushed my toilet this morning!?" was pretty good.

Y'all a bunch of fish eyed fools....

"I'll stick yo face in dough and make gorilla cookies"

Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther

That was the funniest one that "heathen" ever pulled off on Aunt Esther. ;D ;D

I don't know, the time Esther came in the door, and Fred yelled "I thought I flushed my toilet this morning!?" was pretty good.

;D ;D ;D  I must have missed that one!

Anything Kenny Powers says is my favorite quote, but I think I might get banned from the site for posting his words. Eastbound and Down is the funniest show on TV

Three Stooges...Learning to read.

Moe, reading from a grade school level book:

"See the deer. Does the deer have a little doe ?"

Larry: "Yeah, two bucks"

Moe slaps the ^*#@ out of Larry... ;D

Poll taker to Moe: "Are you married ?"

Moe: "No, I'm happy"

Three Stooges...Learning to read.

Moe, reading from a grade school level book:

"See the deer. Does the deer have a little doe ?"

Larry: "Yeah, two bucks"

Moe slaps the ^*#@ out of Larry... ;D

Poll taker to Moe: "Are you married ?"

Moe: "No, I'm happy"

I think that one was Moe taking the census and asking a guy "are you married or happy?"

A pot comes flying out the door, the guy ducks and it hits Moe in the head and knocks him down.

He gets up and says "married". Classic.

Or when the boys are learning pig latin and Moe calls Curley "umday". Curley say "oh, so I'm umday in pig language?" Moe says "you're umday in any language"

I could probably recite any Three Stooges line from any episode. Nothing has ever come close or ever will.

Long Live the Stooges!