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Yet another ridiculously bad joke...

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Two carrots are crossing a busy intersection when one of them is run over by a car. The ambulance comes and takes him and his buddy to the hospital.

After several hours, the surgeon comes out to talk to the other carrot.

"Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is he's going to make it, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegetable".....

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Yet another ridiculously bad joke...

Ummmm....yeah  ;D

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Two muffins are baking in an oven, one looks over and says "boy its hot in here", and the other looks over and says "holy crap!! a talking muffin!"

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

My all time favorite. ;D

My buddy in college told me that just as I had taken a rather large drink of beer.  You know what happened next.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

this is a good one

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what did one bass fisherman say to another bass fisherman during the peak of winter?

Yet another ridiculously bad joke. :-X

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