Two carrots are crossing a busy intersection when one of them is run over by a car. The ambulance comes and takes him and his buddy to the hospital.

After several hours, the surgeon comes out to talk to the other carrot.

"Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is he's going to make it, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegetable".....

Yet another ridiculously bad joke...

Ummmm....yeah  ;D

Two muffins are baking in an oven, one looks over and says "boy its hot in here", and the other looks over and says "holy crap!! a talking muffin!"

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

My all time favorite. ;D

My buddy in college told me that just as I had taken a rather large drink of beer.  You know what happened next.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

Good one! ;D

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

this is a good one

I like them all! hahaha   

They're all funny.Thanks Guys.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

what did one bass fisherman say to another bass fisherman during the peak of winter?

Yet another ridiculously bad joke. :-X