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wife called me yesterday and said i need to quickly take a week vacation in 2 weeks   she said ill tell u later so i called the boss and scheduled it off     when she came home she said  one of the ladies my wife and our freind know had spent 10 grand   renting a  2.5 million dollar house in porta biarta mexico

(dont know how to spell it)    anyway the group she was going with cancelled and she invited four of us to go only cost is airfare      2 days marlin fishing    7 days of straight tequila     man im gonna need another week off to recover from that one

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hey,,..I think I'm available whenever that date is....

very appropriate post title.

bonus tip- when fishing Marlin, be sure to be aware of the upstroke.  If all your pressure is pulling "up", and that line snaps or the hook pulls,...you'll have either a broken nose, lip, orbital socket or all of the above.  Always be aware of your pressure on the fish.

Catch 'em up

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Dude! Wot luck!

You'll have a wonderful time if you observe a few safety rules for traveling in Meh-hee-Ko. They are:

1. Don't drink the water.

2. Don't breathe the air.

3. The kid is lying. His "Seester" is NOT a virgin.

4. When two Mexican waiters, two deck hands, two maids, etc. are smiling at you as they converse with each other en Espanol they are A. Making fun of you. B. Discussing your wife's bazooms. C. Planning to rob and kill you.

5. Order only "top shelf" brands of Tequila and watch the bartender pour it.

6. Take muy mucho Emetrol, PepcidAC, and Pepto-Bismol.

7. The they sell without prescription is really a combination of chalk, aspirin, and Fix-a-Flat.

8. Do not, at any time, ask a Mexican why a buzzard is molesting an earthworm in the middle of the Bandera Nacional de Mexico ( their flag)...he will keel ju!

9. Always tip generously. The life you save may be your own.

10. Be back to your hotel before dark.

11. Never try to show off your new language skills by ordering your dinner in fractured Espanol. You will think you ordered the Bisteca Tampiqueno (Beefsteak Tampico) but you will be served Casserole of Iguana Parts and a bowl of goat milk :P.

12. At the Corrida (De Bool Fight) NEVER cheer if El Toro actually wins and kills the pansy in the pretty clothes. His Hermano, El Jefe de Drogas (Brother, The Drug Lord ) may be sitting nearby, admiring your wife's bazooms and ingesting Fix-a-Flat.

13. Even if you love Mountain Oysters and you heard that a certain restaurant always serves them after the bull fight. Always wait to be certain that MATADOR won before ordering. Besides, if the bull wins, you'll leave still hungry. You want fries with that?

14. When the strolling Mariachis come to your table, those pretty lyrics translate into "He's a sucker, but she's got great bazooms."

Well, that oughta get you through OK.

Wait! One more item; Never leave your spouse alone with Roberto, the pool boy or Ricardo, the Tango instructor.

Vaya Con Dios, Amigo!

El Roddo de Flyo

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hey,,..I think I'm available whenever that date is....

very appropriate post title.

bonus tip- when fishing Marlin, be sure to be aware of the upstroke. If all your pressure is pulling "up", and that line snaps or the hook pulls,...you'll have either a broken nose, lip, orbital socket or all of the above. Always be aware of your pressure on the fish.

Catch 'em up

thats what the tequila is for  lol ;D

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FLYROD,

I am in a quandry---I was going to take my wife on a combination Mazatalan/El Salto fishing trip this fall but I have been to Mexico and just now realized everything you said is TRUE SO TRUE. Maybe I will take her and watch her CLOSELY!!! Dey love to seperate de Gringo from hees money. Thanks for the grin.

8-)

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Don 't even think about asking for Corona, Modelo or Tecate, you are in Pacifico beer country, ask for the others and..........those mountain oysters you are asking for will be yours.

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