" I'm Ol' Gregg "

(if you have not seen it, go to youtube and look it up)

               -searoach

I call this one baileys, I call this one baileys, guess what I call this one?

       (goes with last one, seriosly watch ol gregg)

                    -searoach

knot slips.......WHAT THE HEEEEEEK!

"wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?"

Don't know how funny it is but on a tough day I always say there's gotta be one dumb bass in this lake,and I'm gonna catch him.

During times when we werent getting bites while fishing my dad would say "Guess youre not holding your mouth right"

bill dance cracks me up.   ya, i do think it is pretty funny when he says dadgummit.  if u really want to see something funny.  type "bill Dance Bloopers" on youtube and  you can watch him hook his nose, his foot, fall in the water and snakes falling on his head. ;D  

Years ago, a close friend's grandfather had a bumper sticker that said "It's not how deep you fish- It's how you wiggle your worm"

That has stuck with me for years  ;D