Thanks Mr. Pollak.

I had to make a bargain with my wife to get away to fish for a few hours yesterday. We had to stop at the mall (thank god there is a Bass Pro) Then I had to take her to lunch. Then we could go up to the cottage and I could fish only if I promised not to uncover the boat but go wading or tubing only. This was fine with me as I had a good hunch the bass would be up on spawning flat right behind the house. Made the mistake of opening a bottle of chartreuse on the back porch. Wife got a whiff immediately and I was given an ultimatum. It goes or I go. I'll miss her. Kidding. Now all my gear has to be stored in the little shed next to the garage. Was worth it though as I got a real hawg. Pics to follow.

Bah, dump her and get ya an Eye-talian woman. After you come home smelling of garlic she'll tell you she's hungry, let's go eat.

Ditch the B**** and go fish.

Ditch the B**** and go fish.

I hope you're kidding about the B**** remark.

That is my wife you're talking about. Besides, have you ever opened a bottle of JJ's in the house. Terrible mistake! One of the mods (Who shall remain nameless) said he uses it as a mother-in-law repellent.

When I'm on the water, JJ's is with me....  

Big O

www.ragetail.com

I wouldn't want to open a jar of JJ's in the house..PeeeU..lol

Dip my baits and ziplock bag em..in the garage, with the Door Open..

When I'm on the water, JJ's is with me....

Big O

www.ragetail.com

For 3 days after you're off the water it's still with you!