OMG !!!!! I was in a public toilet in GUAM and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".

:lol:

True story?

No lie, that happened to me one time. I was in the men's room at the movie theater, this voice in the stall says "how ya doing?". I didn't say anything and he repeats it. I said "I'm doing OK" and then he continues his conversation and I realize he's on his cell phone. I got out of there in a hurry.

OMG !!!!! I was in a public toilet in GUAM and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".

That's crazy! The exact thing happened to about a dozen of my Facebook friends this week!

It is one of the funnier things I've heard in a while.

I always strike up a conversation while on a public toilet.

If I walk in the restroom and someone is on the jon, stinking up the place, I'll say "Wholy heck, how about a courtesy flush!"

If I'm sitting on the toilet and someone occupies the stall next to me, then I'll start singing something like "Mary Had A Little Lamb" or some other nursey song. If I let out a loud one, then I'll say "OMG, that sure felt good, but wet."

LMAO, this one guy came in and sat in the stall next to me and had the most foul smelling number two. I said "Dang dude, what you been eating?" He didn't say anything but I could hear him trying not to laugh.

The best thing, though, is to turn out the lights when you exit, leaving whomever sitting there in the dark.

I always strike up a conversation while on a public toilet.

If I walk in the restroom and someone is on the jon, stinking up the place, I'll say "Wholy heck, how about a courtesy flush!"

If I'm sitting on the toilet and someone occupies the stall next to me, then I'll start singing something like "Mary Had A Little Lamb" or some other nursey song. If I let out a loud one, then I'll say "OMG, that sure felt good, but wet."

LMAO, this one guy came in and sat in the stall next to me and had the most foul smelling number two. I said "Dang dude, what you been eating?" He didn't say anything but I could hear him trying not to laugh.

The best thing, though, is to turn out the lights when you exit, leaving whomever sitting there in the dark.

LMAO

thats hilarious!