My roommate wrote me a check for his half of the rent and the memo said, "Post-Coitus Massage". I laughed out loud because this was one of the best he ever wrote. He always write outrageous stuff on the memo for checks. I went and deposited it today and it's pretty safe to say I made the woman's day at the bank. She smiled the entire time as she process it. And my roommate was next to me entire time. She had to see my account balance and I'm sure she is wondering how I make my living.

Lol, thats pretty funny.

Good story.

I am glad she is not a shy person.

Years ago I used to hide small notes to the bank tellers inside bank deposits from my restaurant. I wanted to make sure my managers were verifying the deposits in the morning before taking them to the bank. Between bands of $5 I would place a small note with things like " Hello bank lady, my name is ________ I am wearing aquaman underwear" or "Hello bank lady, you can't tell but I'm not wearing pants right now"

My guys always went through the drive through so it was even better. The bank tellers started keeping the notes and putting them on a board. They told me that they couldnt wait for our deposits in the morning.

Nice one, glad the teller had a sense of humor

funny part to me is not everytime I see or hear the word "Coitus" everything starts sounding like Sheldon's voice....

The memo line is a beautiful thing. All of the fantasy sports I've done in the past has afforded me the opportunity to write some pretty nasty stuff; most of which I can't print here. I wrote crack cocaine on one last year, and my buddy refused to cash it.

I also like to adhere lots of festive stickers to the envelope when mailing the check.

My only regret was not extending the same massage offer to the bank teller. She looked beautiful!