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  1. It is always fun for the first few seconds when I hollow get the dam net. Then the excitement is over.
  2. No they have a diet of trees and grass. Show me a beaver hut and I'll find a bass on it. Heck you need to catch him... a good hide stretched and dried will fetch $55.00
  3. I can't have any water in my livewells before I start fishing, don't know why but thats the way it is.
  4. Congrats on the new addition, he is a keeper for sure.
  5. What warranty? I carried one back the other day and they were going to give me $9 off a new one. They told me that the new trolling motor batteries didn't have warranty anymore. I went elsewhere and got a couple of Douglas batteries. :-?
  6. Well after 23 days in the upper 90's I got up at 4am and it's 58 degrees. Thank God.... I'm going fishing. Mabe Al Gore is right about Global Warming!!!!
  7. We have changed our mind and moving the get together to Pembroke Saturday.
  8. You really have to keep you eye on them Vampires, they don't leave much signs.
  9. Just fish at the ramp with a Sinko, they just turned about 400 bass lose in there Saturday. Now if you want to have fun just come on around to the Wildlife ramp in Plymouth Saturday morning. We are going to have a little chunk together. Safe light till 3.
  10. It's the Top Dollar, now close this thread.
  11. I love to fish a Barracuda spoon and skirt in the cold months for bass. This bait is notorious for getting hung and that morning I could throw it in the bushes and ease it out with no problem. After about a half hour I looked at the spoon and half the hook was gone. I tied on another one and got hung the first cast.
  12. PAY ATTENTION! Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shirt might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shirts on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shirt is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shirt, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
  13. Why I like cold weather. 22 days in the 90's and it's only June. This crap is tuff on Frogtog.
  14. Use to love to hunt but I'm now down to Bumble Bees.
  15. frogtog replied to 5bass's topic in Everything Else
    Why is there always a humming noise in the back ground?
  16. frogtog replied to burleytog's topic in Everything Else
    Lard is the way to go, everything Mom use to cook had lard in it. She said it would make you healthy looking.
  17. I know it's early but looks like I could be headed to Barkley for a one day tournament Oct 1. The AOY will fish one day for a fully rigged TR21 Triton. The tournament will be south of 68 bridge. Any info what so ever will be greatly appreciated. Thanks
  18. I know it's early but looks like I could be headed to Barkley for a one day tournament Oct 1. The AOY will fish one day for a fully rigged TR21 Triton. The tournament will be south of 68 bridge. Any info what so ever will be greatly appreciated. Thanks
  19. Any time you need help on the eastern rivers just shoot me a pm. The type of equipment you have has nothing to do with you catching a limit of bass. I can promise you this, if you want to catch a limit of bass then go any day of the week before a tournament. ;D
  20. I seen the BP CEO on news today and he said they were going to look after the "Little People". They need to hire a spokes person and keep everyone else away from the cameras. BP has always been a fairly good company until this. I remember them doing something for the bass fisherman's world a few years back, I don't recall what it was but I would always go out of the way to buy their gas. 8-)
  21. I wouldn't even let my 50 year old go by herself ( If I had one) Dumb decisions make great news headlines.
  22. frogtog replied to burleytog's topic in Everything Else
    Because it's good for you. It has lycopene in it.
  23. when I was growing up with no AC, Telephone, TV or Running Water? I guess if you never had it then you didn't miss it. It's a know fact that I couldn't live with out my AC now. How many out there remember those days?
  24. He passed yesterday while watching TV. His legend will live on through his sausage and Big John.

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