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Zombies In Miami, Fl?

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  • Super User

Gross.

  • Super User

meh......

i was hoping for pics or a clip not some legs hanging out under a bridge

This is your brain, this is what happens when you take bath salts, any questions....

:eh: :eh: :eh:

  • Super User

Better load up them firearms. The Zombie invasion is starting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Super User

A lot of that has been happening lately...lol

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  • Super User

meh......

i was hoping for pics or a clip not some legs hanging out under a bridge

You have to click link under bridg photo that says "CLICK HERE FOR PITURES OF FACE" Duhhhhhh, lol.

theyve changed which "drug" made the guy do this about 5 times already. im sayin zombie. thats something thats very possible as its a virus not some fake fairytale thing like vampires and werewolves. those pics are gnarly tho.

Shoot 'em in the head!! Shoot 'em in the head!!

  • Super User

im sorry im gonna call BS on both of these "zombie" attacks

there was another attack reported. this time it was a college student eating the brains and heart of another. my brother told me about today, look it up, pretty crazy. a zombie doesnt have to be a dead person reanimated and eating people. it can very well be a drug related thing, if thats the case then that means this is straight up biological "warfare" and even that is somethin to worry about. the u.s. government actually has a protocol in place in case of a "zombie apocolypse" if they didnt somewhat believe that was possible, that protocol wouldnt be in place. i think everyone is goin to deny and keep quiet about what it is or could possibly be until it bites us in the butt, by then itll be too late. all we can do now is wait and see what else happens. anything is possible.

Bath salts eh? Time to go to bed bath and beyond.

There have been so many of these cannibal stories lately that my local sports radio station i listen to all day while im working had a NZA draft. National Zombie Association lol. They picked who they would have protect them from the zombie apocolypse. They had me cracking up.

I have heard of a few cases this week. The florida man, the maryland? student eating brains and heart, a man in sweden eating his wifes lips. A couple other cases that are just as crazy but not cannibal stories were shown today too. A man in canada killed someone and mailed body parts to people. Another man cut his stomach open an threw his intestines at police i believe. What is the world coming to!?!?!!??!

  • Super User

This is your brain, this is what happens when you take bath salts, any questions....

:eh: :eh: :eh:

His girlfriend claimed he was under a voodoo curse

I don't know munch about voodoo. But I heard they believe in zombies. I think it was some thing I heard on the history channel.

  • Super User

I don't know munch about voodoo. But I heard they believe in zombies. I think it was some thing I heard on the history channel.

They do believe in zombies. I also remember the history channel program about it.

Just remembered snapping this picture when I went to the mall a few weeks ago. Y'all got a local zombie disposal unit?

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  • Super User

as long as my wife doesn't ready any of the news bout any of this i'll be good because she would be hysterical she bought into the whole dooms day thing last May and this upcoming December and the whole zombie bs had her going nuts when she seen Hornady came out with z max bullets. if she hears about any of this im gonna have my hands full with her.

  • Super User

I got my anti zombie set up. 2 9mm's for close range. 2 .308's or when you positively have to kill it in one shot. My big bad .50, for making a zombie go splat. 3 stainless steel axes, cause you gotta look good when your splitting zombie head. And my ode to joy. A chainsaw, cause splattering zombie guts is down right fun. Got to have multiples so She Who Must be Obeyed, can defend herself too.

I can't believe I just made a anti zombie kit, out of my toys locked in the safe. Well the axes and chainsaw don't reside in the safe. I dunno whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

  • Super User

proud

Just really gross. Any way I can un-see that pic? Just wow.

A 12 gauge shot gun loaded with brenneke slugs should stop any pesky zombies.

  • Super User

I got my anti zombie set up. 2 9mm's for close range. 2 .308's or when you positively have to kill it in one shot. My big bad .50, for making a zombie go splat. 3 stainless steel axes, cause you gotta look good when your splitting zombie head. And my ode to joy. A chainsaw, cause splattering zombie guts is down right fun. Got to have multiples so She Who Must be Obeyed, can defend herself too.

I can't believe I just made a anti zombie kit, out of my toys locked in the safe. Well the axes and chainsaw don't reside in the safe. I dunno whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

What? No aftershave?

  • Super User

I feel I need to add a few more things to my arsenal of zombie destruction. Maybe some Willy Pete grenades and some frags. Hey Clayton? Can you hook a brother up....? :D

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