In the spirit of chuck Norris jokes let's see if we can get our creative juices flowing and come up with some good ones for Glenn and the mods.



Long mike tied his first knot at age 6. It still hasn't broke

Road warrior uses jaws as his lure retriever.

The wind was blowing east until 00mod wanted to go fishing. Then it changed direction.

Glenn cuts braid with his teeth.

yawn.

The mods got pulled over by lake patrol.... the lake patrol was lucky to leave with a warning.

The mods went on vacation to the virgin islands... now its just called the islands.

Long mike was actually a porn star in his younger days.

Long Mike won his first spelling bee when he was just six months old!

Road Warrior's wife irons his shirts.....with him in them!

yawn.

Yup

Everyone knows that men have only 2 emotions , Hungry and Horney , The conundrum in this equation becomes that of wondering if all of the male mods are walking around the house without an , well , you know , do their wives fix them a sandwich ?