I am sending thee one and only some stuff in the mail. To make sure no one try's to open it. I did this. Have fun opening it Raider.

 

Raider's going to have to hire some non English speaking laborers to open it.

Raider's going to have to hire some non English speaking laborers to open it.

Yea that might be a all day project. It took me almost a hour to tape it.

ROFLMAO!!!

My gosh how much gorilla tape did you use? Fortunately, I have a chainsaw and a cutting torch. Surely one of the two will get it open.

I'm still laughing about that picture!

Lets see here. I wrapped it around the box at the ends and middle like 3 time. Then folded over the flaps on the end. With another 2-3 times around the box. Then top and bottom seams. I think I went around twice. The kicker is I covered the whole thing in shipping tape. I would say I used about 3/4 of the shipping tape.  Be glad I didn't have access to a shrink warp machine.

Lets see here. I wrapped it around the box at the ends and middle like 3 time. Then folded over the flaps on the end. With another 2-3 times around the box. Then top and bottom seams. I think I went around twice. The kicker is I covered the whole thing in shipping tape. I would say I used about 3/4 of the shipping tape.  Be glad I didn't have access to a shrink warp machine.

My gosh son! I may have to call my friend Manuel the laborer over to get into the dang thing. Yes that is his real name too.

I am glad you ain't got a shrink wrap machine.

Just wait int till you see the name I put om your address label. If you are laughing at my tape job. You will laugh at what I put on that. According to USPS this morning. It will be there in two days. The million dollar question. Can you wait that long? 

Just wait int till you see the name I put om your address label. If you are laughing at my tape job. You will laugh at what I put on that. According to USPS this morning. It will be there in two days. The million dollar question. Can you wait that long?

The anticipation is killing me now.

Sooooo, what's in the box?

Money Marbles or Chalk says that package gets inspected for drugs! I've seen I mean heard of trash compactor weed shipped like that.

Its some thing Raider saw that I made a few weeks ago. It is for his old lady for mothers day. I wont say what it is. As he said she reads his post. I also included a special surprise for him. It could be a pair of dirty underwear, or a ladle. Who knows. All I know is that. One is made of metal. The other is a mystery. He will have to open the box. Also Raider if you hear it ticking. Do not worry. What you wanted will be fine. Find some pore sob to open it for you.

Its some thing Raider saw that I made a few weeks ago. It is for his old lady for mothers day. I wont say what it is. As he said she reads his post. I also included a special surprise for him. It could be a pair of dirty underwear, or a ladle. Who knows. All I know is that. One is made of metal. The other is a mystery. He will have to open the box. Also Raider if you hear it ticking. Do not worry. What you wanted will be fine. Find some pore sob to open it for you.

Wow..A surprise, could be dirty underwear..like cracker jacks for a pedo.

Wow..A surprise, could be dirty underwear..like cracker jacks for a pedo.

ROFLMFAO!!!

Now for the underwear. I didn't wash them for a few weeks. I also wore them for at lest 14 days straight. That includes working out. So it has extra Tipptruck stank.  Raider my Stank smells so good. You will want to hang them up some were. To get rid of the bad stank. If I could bottle my stank and sell it. I bet I could make millions. The only thing that smells better then my stank. Is my farts form eating vegetables.

Now for the underwear. I didn't wash them for a few weeks. I also wore them for at lest 14 days straight. That includes working out. So it has extra Tipptruck stank.  Raider my Stank smells so good. You will want to hang them up some were. To get rid of the bad stank. If I could bottle my stank and sell it. I bet I could make millions. The only thing that smells better then my stank. Is my farts form eating vegetables.

I just laughed so hard I cried.

I've heard there are men who pay for dirty underwear......

I've heard there are men who pay for dirty underwear......

 

Quit listening to the voices in your head.

I've heard there are men who pay for dirty underwear......

I think I am about 15-20 years to old for that. I will just stick to amateur night at the strip club for extra money. 

I've heard there are men who pay for dirty underwear......

Well then. I will send you the ones from the box for 50 dollars.

Well then. I will send you the ones from the box for 50 dollars.

No matter what the good Lord says about you behind your back, you're still ok by me

Raider I want a cut in on that. After all I am doing all the work. We could offer many categories of used underwear. From every thing from light stank. All the way to natural aged. That would be like a month, or two of stank. We could also have a seasonal run of summer underwear. You know were it is so hot and humid. That you sweat just standing still.

Ok... I know what I want to say?.....but I might get

Another warning! So I won't!

Thats not my butt. I only wear thongs. It could be Raiders.

Thats not my butt. I only wear thongs. It could be Raiders.

Nope. I'm rocking jock straps.

Look at all the moon craters on that thing. Then some kinda weird raised up haggard growth funk thing to the left! Ewwwwww. What is that!?!

Oh My God! Its all freaking knotty looking!! That is so foul!