I decided to try an be nicer to my fellow man yesterday. So I started two new holidays, National Hug a Hippy Day, and National Hug a Yuppie Day. Neither went quite as planned.

First off NHAHD. The hippie was more than happy to give myself and my friend a hug. Problem was, she ******* STANK! Not stunk, STANK! Dreadlocks are disgusting and smell terrible. I almost gagged.

Secondly NHAYD. The first two yuppies were quite rude. Not only no but Hell No. Was the response we got. The third was more understanding and gave us both a hug. She was a good hugger. The forth was down right rude and threatened pepper spray. Sheesh. Yippies are so rude.

You really need a reality show.....or i can send you my GoPro and you can use it to video your various exploits.....as long as you give me 25% of whatever you make off the videos

Raider I would not want a hung from a stranger. I would not call my my self a yuppie. I have way to many callus and cuts on my hands. To be called that. Some times I might stank like a hippie. I can tell you I am not one of them. I just do not like hugs from people. Unless they are family, or who every I am sleeping with. I think that is the only thing that bothers me about people I don't know.

Raider I would not want a hung from a stranger. I would not call my my self a yuppie. I have way to many callus and cuts on my hands. To be called that. Some times I might stank like a hippie. I can tell you I am not one of them. I just do not like hugs from people. Unless they are family, or who every I am sleeping with. I think that is the only thing that bothers me about people I don't know.

Well you would have been safe then. You're neither a hippie or yuppie. However if National Hug a Machinist Day ever comes about. I now know where we are going...

Well you would have been safe then. You're neither a hippie or yuppie. However if National Hug a Machinist Day ever comes about. I now know where we are going...

https://sites.google.com/site/hugamachinistday/ Now came and find me.

https://sites.google.com/site/hugamachinistday/ Now came and find me.

That ain't til August. So I got time.

Try a tree, I hear it's becoming quite the trend to hug one. You probably won't get denied and would be socially accepted.

Try a tree, I hear it's becoming quite the trend to hug one. You probably won't get denied and would be socially accepted.

Naw. I ain't getting attacked by some crazy raccoon for hugging its tree. I can just see a coon dropping from out of the tree and hugging my head. LOL!

Try a tree, I hear it's becoming quite the trend to hug one. You probably won't get denied and would be socially accepted.

 

Try a tree, I hear it's becoming quite the trend to hug one. You probably won't get denied and would be socially accepted.

Yes raider hug a tree. I would not wish harm to any one, but knowing you. The story would be funnier then heck.

Yes raider hug a tree. I would not wish harm to any one, but knowing you. The story would be funnier then heck.

Once the ticks die down this winter. I will attempt it, and let you know the results.

This might be the backfire of the month....

 

This might be the backfire of the month....

That is so filthy! Yet so d**n funny! Oh my GOD! My eyes are bleeding yet I can't stop laughing!

This might be the backfire of the month....

 

 

Raider you are some sort of bad ass. I still cant see why playgirl turned you down. You would figure they would love that pose. You have your guns, what looks like ammo, and your video game controller guitars, plus your looks. It also looks like my stank underwear fits you pretty good.

That fool has a Tec 22 below the guitar! A freaking .22Caliber Tec 9 clone! A second generation Glock. And a Walther P38 knockoff or Czech made. With the exception of the Glock. Homie has crappy taste in guns. I mean how you gonna look hardcore with a Tec 22? I think he's holding a 1911 clone in 9mm too. Even his ammo is cheap. Homie is living in his moms basement. What a poon.