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Just Had The Crap Scared Out Of Me!

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Its 3:30am, having a pain night, its keeping me up. I decide to have a smoke, walk out into the garage (I won't smoke in the house), and I notice a dirty sock laying on the threshold. Being 3:30, and I'm already in pain I go to nudge it out of my way with my foot. The stupid thing jumps at me! I'm thinking snake. Adrenalin surges through my body, and me being me I kick out harder instead of protecting myself. Crazy frog bounces off the garage door and starts hoping back, I just shake my head, My hands are still shaking from the adrenalin rush.

Lucky you didn't have a heart attack...LoL.

I would have had a heart attack. I am terrified of frogs but nothing else don't make sense.

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Back acting up?

Nothing out of the ordinary, thanks for asking

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I have to ask; did you?

Put a stripe in your skivvies, that is.

Late one night I was sitting on the toilet in the dark and something landed on my head.  I reached up to find out what it was, and it jumped off my head.  I turned on the bathroom light and there was a tree frog on the wall near the crapper LOL.

That might have resulted in small arms fire at my house...LOL.

 

One morning afew years ago... around 0500......I get up and head to bathroom to get ready for work.

Without too much detail......Sometimes it just hard for a Man to act like Man when he is sitting there in all of natures glory and a mouse runs into the small (10'x6') bathroom. and across my bare feet while I am still trying to wake up.

But that did wake me up...that's for sure.

 

And just like me watching for another mouse for weeks.........you will be wary of socks on the floor :laugh5:

 

Been mouse free (at least have not seen one or any sign in 3 years or better)

Darn terrorist frogs. Long ago my bride and I were camping on a river. We bedded down close to the water  to enjoy the stars and serenity. She was laying on my arm when suddenly a frog jumped and hit me square on the lips. It didn`t stay long as I came up swinging.

 

The bull frogs beat me one nite while camping.They were so noisy I got out of the tent  to throw rocks at them. Meanwhile a spider gained entrance while I was out and managed to drop on my bare back. Ggrr. The frogs would not quit so I put some ear plugs in and just barely managed to get some sleep.They were still croaking when I left in the morning.

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Check and see if you can buy a good flashlight in Aiken!!!!

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