A State Trooper pulled an 87 year old lady over for speeding. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.

She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment.

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console.

The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse."

Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of..?"

And the little old lady smiled and replied, "Not a Freaking thing."

Hehe. That's a good one Sam, that's a good one..

ROFL!!! Good one!

Don't Mess with Granny ~

A-Jay

Go granny.

Good one!!

My great aunt had a man pull a gun on her when she lived in New Orleans. Unfortunately for him, he didn't realize that she was retired military and a feisty ol' gal who didn't deal well with people messing with her. She ended up taking his gun from him and holding him at gunpoint until the police got there and left after warning him that next times she wouldn't bother calling the police. 

my mamaw keeps a .38 by the bed and a 12 gauge by the door and there's not much that will scare her.  she's deadly with a pistol too, no joke the best shooter i know with a handgun!  

I wish my grandma was BA ha-ha. She would call in the middle of the night saying she heard motor cycles and chainsaws. Hah! I felt bad for her because she was truly scared. But we never found anything. Me and my brother were convinced the intruders were using "active camo" aka invisibility lol