"Proper names are poetry in the raw." — W. H. Auden

I've seen two or three threads about the very creative names companies put on their products and thought I'd make an ongoing thread where people can post their favorite examples. I suggest we use the rough format of

Product name / color

Description/ "better name"

Manufacturer

Picture (if you've got it)

Explanation (if you've got it)

For instance

"Danald"

Topwater popper with black back, silver sides and an orange underbelly

Berkley Bulletpop

I have no clue what "danald" means.

BTW, I just found out the study of names is called Onomastics. What a cool word.

Idk anything abut names or anything. And I’m not that smart. But man I’ve caught a absolute ton of fish on that exact color bullet pop lol

Locals here always call a splatter back crankbait “sparkle pup”

"Sparkle Pup" is the most interesting name.