Gore-tex bathing suits

Muddy Guide trolling motors

BANG Garlic eau de toilette

Hindenberg Float Tubes

Don't forget the Megastrike Toothpaste!

WOOL SUNGLASSES

SANE PLASTICS, WACKY RIGGED

LBH BIG AND TALL MENS LINE

LIMITED EDITION OF SCRABBLE; LONG MIKE EDITION

teflon coated underwear.

chrome-plated truck wheels (most get covered in mud anyway)

White carpet in south carolina

                  -searoach

steel wool tissues.

steel wool underpants

steel wool tampons :o

steel wool tampons :o

ouch!

"BANG Garlic eau de toilette"

"Don't forget the Megastrike Toothpaste! "

How 'bout:

Try our new Yamamoto 10" sicko

The new Mazda Lizard Zoom-Zoom

Strike King coffee tube, now with a shot of espresso

LuckyCraft + Megabass= Luckybass deep vision pointer

Habanero hemorhoid cream..... :'(

Habanero hemorhoid cream..... :'(

I bet 4 bizz would use it

Habanero hemorhoid cream..... :'(

I bet 4 bizz would use it

Only to discourage over friendly Mooks from hitting on me, LOL!

the brail highway

              -searoach

Habanero hemorhoid cream..... :'(

I bet 4 bizz would use it

Only to discourage over friendly Mooks from hitting on me, LOL!

NOW THAT DESERVES A DOUBLE:

Berkley's new line of lingerie:

Power bait flavored edible underwear

YUM! ;D

hay HOT ROD that was GULP-tastic!

        so corny but it made you laugh did'nt it?

                        -searoach

Yeah,  They wanted to make 'em in GULP but the biodegradible thing was too big of an issue.

Here's another "not so succesfull product":

Marty Stone's Pro Hair Care Products

garlic flavored ice cream (no really)

edible erasers ( for the pencil chewers!)

Low Budget Hookers ventilated underoos.  No really.   ;D

Low Budget Hookers ventilated underoos.  No really.   ;D

I'm flattered but I have not been given "Super Hero" status yet,...this is required to be an underoo representative.

My dad saus it's good to have goals though,...................someday. :