Our Capital, Washington DC is looking for a slogan for the tourism trade. I thought after hearing some of the sharp wit in here, one of you guys or gals could come up with one.

Washington.DC,your tax dollars inaction.

District of CROOKS

                        Corruption

                        Comedians

                        Clowns

Take your pick

Washington DC where the bullets fly outside while the BS flies Inside

Washington, DC... Inspired by Liberty, Transpired by Dishonesty.

DC - Don't come here!

Duck and Cover

Washington D.C. - Our elected leaders protecting our Democracy, if the price is right.

Washington D.C.-- A model city for gun control.

1 in 16 chance of being a victim of a crime.

1 in 68 chance of being a victim of a violent crime.

I always liked the slogan on the license plates "Taxation without Representation"- funny stuff

Here's some:

Come to DC.  Every Thursday Is Pot Luck Dinner Nite!

DC-The Home of Bottle-Neck Traffic

Learn Corruption!  Learn to Lie!  Learn to Steal!  Come to DC!

DC-We've got better hookers than Las Vegas!

Washington D.C -- At least we're not Detroit.

DC-We've got better hookers than Las Vegas![/quote

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS, FOR MEYER LANKSY'S 80 BIRTHDAY

DC-We've got better hookers than Las Vegas![/quote

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN VEGAS, FOR MEYER LANKSY'S 80 BIRTHDAY

No, but Lucky Luciano and me used to hang around Havana back in the day...

lmao we have sum funny ones

Washington DC, the city were even the Pizza delivery guy carries a gun.  

Washington DC, the city were if you run for office you should just keep on going.