The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE

Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now

on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished

eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will

wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage

my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb

my hair?"

The wife replied, "The freakin' funeral director would be my first guess."

What a dream......very true.....and funny!!!  ;D

Are you trying to tell me that not all females treat their man like that. I'm shocked :o

RIGHT ! You guys have good imaginations! ;D