Paint The Porch

 

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided

to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby

well-to-do neighborhood.  She went to the front door of the first house, and

asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much

will you charge me?"

The blonde, with a typical blank look, quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would

need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she

realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?

The wife replied, "You're right.  I guess I'm starting to believe all those

dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, " the blonde replied, "....and I even had paint left over, so I gave

it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to

her along with a ten dollar tip.

"And by the way....., " the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

 

  Good one,  did not see it coming.

;D

That's hilarious!!!

Falcon

I guess I missed this earlier... ;D ;D ;D

8-)

 Man, that right cross came out of nowhere ;D!!!

                           As Ever,

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