If they'll hit ANYTHING!!? I'd love to see that happen... I'd throw a big spook or a buzzer. Or a jig. These three produce better quality fish, IMO. OR, I'd throw a 15" swimbait, so I could catch the biggest fish in the lake.

I got to go with any topwater bait; buzzbait, Sammy, Spook or some type of torpedo bait.  There is nothing like seeing a big bass jumping out of the water to eat a topwater bait.