Avid needs help : he thinks hes a KLINGON NOW

Which brings me to this question:

What does a roll of Charmin have in common with the Starship Enterprise?

Ans: They both circle Uranus looking for cling-ons

I sincerly hope he doesn't get flushed.

Avids a klingon?  Well that explains the funky feeling down "THERE"..

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Avid has spoken  

Avid, my universal translator has solved about half of your Klingonese.  Unfortunatately,  the wine I have been drinking has corrupted my universal translator.  I'll try again tomorrow.  

I think it is somthing about cow poo on somebody's head.  ;D

I think it is somthing about cow poo on somebody's head.  ;D

someone give kybassangler a cigar.

Avid, my universal translator has solved about half of your Klingonese.  Unfortunatately,  the wine I have been drinking has corrupted my universal translator.  I'll try again tomorrow.  

i keep telling ya mike, anything over $5 bucks a quart is the "good stuff"

stop being such a fancy pants.

Five bucks a quart?  Who do you think I am, Rockerfeller?  I drink my wine out of a cardboard box.  

Five bucks a quart? Who do you think I am, Rockerfeller? I drink my wine out of a cardboard box.

I suppose your wine glasses have SOLO "etched" in them??   ;D  You must really have boxed wine... not a bottle in my house is labeled in quarts.  ...lol   ;D ;D

All in fun!!

Five bucks a quart?  Who do you think I am, Rockerfeller?  I drink my wine out of a cardboard box.  

not impressed  MIKE............

Let me know when you drink your wine from the bottle and live in a cardboard box