Had this sent to me today...

Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down    

 Finally , the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules"

From the female side.  

 Now here are the rules from the male side.  

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!  

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem ! only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the   other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a f! ruit. W e have no idea what the hell mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We k! now you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball

or! golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round ! IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

hahahha

Bout time someone spoke up for us! ;D

You dont have the cojones to print that and put it on the front door    :-X

You dont have the cojones to print that and put it on the front door :-X

x2

I would no problem at all.  

You dont have the cojones to print that and put it on the front door :-X

Hot off the printer.

Hey, aren't you the guy that gets calls reminding you to put on lotion?   :-*

Yes, I sure am....

Exactly how many times have I complied with the order however?  Right back at ya....I can see the whip marks from here  

It hurts so good.

You're a freak.  PM sent RE: weekend

Don't judge me!

PM rec'd and returned.

Mon, dat some fooney chit.

gotta luv dem, jah.

mine reeeeley like dis won.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.  

We k! now you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.  

fooney guy, Jah. :-)

Perfect.  

;D

lol, funny stuff!!

The only thing,....Columbus was supposed to land a few thousand miles away,lol,...if HE wasn't "lost" noone has ever been lost,lol.