In light of the drought and low water, I thought this was a great line from Ben Franklin: "When the well is dry, we know the worth of water."

I like Tom Wait's take on that better" I never had a drinking problem until I couldnt find a drink"

Even better than that is Hank Williams' response when told that he was being fired from the Grand Ol' Opry because of his drinking problem.

"I don't have a drinking problem.  I get drunk.  I fall down. It ain't no problem."

Even better than that is Hank Williams' response when told that he was being fired from the Grand Ol' Opry because of his drinking problem.

"I don't have a drinking problem.  I get drunk.  I fall down. It ain't no problem."

;D ;D ;D

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Another good one from ol' Ben:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

My favorite from WC Fields when asked if he would like to have something to drink besides liquior.

"Water, never touch the stuff.  Fish @#$% in it."

I'll let everyone figure out for themselves what the "@#$%" means.

Ya gotta love W.C. Fields:

woman: "Sir, you're drunk!"

Fields:  "Yes madam, I am, but you're ugly, and I'll be sober in the morning..."