I am looking for a Sugar Momma to support me and my fishing habbits.   Must be qualified to support my money needs and keep me in a new bass boat and up on all the new tackle and gear.  And must do so without nagging.  Please send resumes to my PM,  thanks.

I think this is every guys dream.  You forgot to mention that she had to be hot also.

I am looking for a Sugar Momma to support me and my fishing habbits. Must be qualified to support my money needs and keep me in a new bass boat and up on all the new tackle and gear. And must do so without nagging. Please send resumes to my PM, thanks.

;D Blade; Your post is soooo funny.This has got to be a joke. There's no way in god's green earth that I'd be any mans Sugar Momma.Nor would I expect a man to be my Suger Daddy.

Blade, make sure you get a picture of the boat.

OK, Blade, I'll let you in on a little secret.  I've got a Sugar Momma.  Before I graduated from college I married a beautiful young redhead.   After graduation we spent a coupla years in Louisiana (where we grew up) and I then proceeded to drag her and my kids all around the globe for the next eleven years.  We lived in some real S**T Holes at times. I worked in the oil patch.  When we returned to the States back in 1985, my beloved wife decided that she wanted to go back to school.  Today, she is a very successful CPA and I am semi-retired.  She buys all my toys and pays for my fishing trips - a GREAT Sugar Momma. The only thing I had to do was to provide for my family and it's needs for thirty-five years.  Sugar Mommas are great to have, but you always pay a price for the privilege.  For me, the price was worth every penny.

I worked in the oil patch

The one next to the cabbage patch?

I worked in the oil patch

The one next to the cabbage patch?

not the Cabbage patch, its the Great Pumpkin Patch Charlie Brown.

Matt

Buffoons!!!  I thought it was self-explanatory.  I was a specialist in the removal of Brylcreem stains.   ;D ;D ;D

I am looking for a Sugar Momma to support me and my fishing habbits. Must be qualified to support my money needs and keep me in a new bass boat and up on all the new tackle and gear. And must do so without nagging. Please send resumes to my PM, thanks.

Hey never hurts to ask you just never know. Might want to add she cannot resemble your brother or some minor qualifier!