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  • Super User

So I am sitting in front of the tv and my girl was on the computer. I hear her typing away and after about half an hour she tells me to come over and read it. As soon as I sit down she turns on "Rodeo" by Garth Brooks. If anyone has ever heard that song, this is funny as hell. This is what she wrote for me. My chick is awesome!

His eyes are cold and restless

His wounds have almost healed

And she'd give half of her breasts

Just to change the way he feels

She knows his love's in the lake

And she knows he's gonna go

Well it ain't no woman flesh and blood

It's that thing they call going pro

Well it's fish and blood

It's wind and sun

It's the splash of a big green hog

It's the white in his knuckles

The pig in the net

He'll win the next go 'round

It's rods and reels

It's fishing thrills

It's catch and let it go

It's the hooks and the baits

And the joy and the pain

And they call it going pro

She does her best to hold him

When his love comes to call

But his need for it controls him

And her back's against the wall

And it's So long girl I'll see you

When it's time for him to go

You know the woman wants her boyfriend

Like he wants to go pro

Well it's fish and blood

It's wind and sun

It's the splash of a big green hog

It's the white in his knuckles

The pig in the net

He'll win the next go 'round

It's rods and reels

It's fishing thrills

It's catch and let it go

It's the hooks and the baits

And the joy and the pain

And they call the thing going pro

It'll drive a fisherman crazy

It'll drive the man insane

And he'll sell off everything he owns

Just to pay to play the game

And a broken home and some broken bones

Is all he'll have to show

For all the years that he spent chasin'

This dream they call going pro

Well it's fish and blood

It's wind and sun

It's the splash of a big green hog

It's the white in his knuckles

The pig in the net

He'll win the next go 'round

It's rods and reels

It's fishing thrills

It's catch and let it go

It's the hooks and the baits

And the joy and the pain

And they call it going pro

It's the fish and the blood

It's the wind and the sun

And they call it going pro

  • Super User

Pretty d**n sweet!!!

BTW- I just saw Garth Brooks last week

  • Super User

Now I have that song in my head.  Pretty cool!  8-)

Now that what i call a Keeper  :P

  • Super User

She has skills.  Very good!

  • Super User

How cool is that bud?  A good woman is hard to find.  Looks like you got a keeper there.  ;)

                                                         ::)

That's to cool!

Dad gummit,

that girl shore got a big heart biz.

sounds like true love to me.  

Thought about trying to get that published?  You would be surprised at what can give a director an idea for a new song.

What a wonderful gift she has given to you FB!

If I make one suggestion, I'd change "The pig in the net" to the Hawg in the net ;).

Dan

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