I stopped by McDonalds this morning for breakfast before I hit the old honey hole.  

I get to the counter and give the employee my order.  It came to $4.73.

I reach into my pocket and pull my money out and while doing so I dropped a 5 dollar bill onto the ground.  I give the employee a 10 dollar bill and as she is counting out the change, I bend over to pick up my $5.  

(Now this is where I get schooled.)

As I turn around to bend over, I see this little old bag lady bent over picking up my $5.  I graciously said thank you as I held my hand out for her to put the money in.  The lady looked at me and said it was hers, that she found it before I did.  

Now I explained to her that I dropped it and the $5 was not lost property.  The lady proceeded to tell me losers wheepers, finders keepers.

Well, at this point I gathered she wasn't playing with a full deck so I just shrugged it off, letting her keep the 5 bucks.

I get my food and I go and sit down.  I start eating and here comes the bag lady with her tray of food and all of her worldly belongings.  She sets her things down on the table in front of me and goes into the bathroom.  Now I'm sitting there looking at all her belongings, which included a backpack.

(This is where I get revenge)

I get up and grab her backpack just as she's coming out of the restroom.  She starts yelling that I'm stealing her backpack to which I reply, losers wheepers, finders keepers.

I take the backpack and leave.  Now I was only going to circle the parking lot and return the backpack to her so she could learn a lesson.

As I'm pulling into the parking space, I decide to look inside the backpack out of curiosity and guess what I find?

A bunch of CRAP like you just finished reading..  

What can  say, It's 2:42am and I can't sleep.

Ahgagagagaga!!! I can't sleep either!!!

You know, that was pretty good. a$$

haha thanks for wasting my valuable time xP I guess I should get back to writting my essay in class now.

I was expecting a punch line, but instead ended up reading your crap post!  

You know... maybe if you'd turn off the computer, you might be able to get some sleep? I have some nights where I won't drift off until 1-2 am, but not too often. I hate when that happens! I know some people who are asleep before they even lay down! :-/

I know some people who are asleep before they even lay down! :-/

;D Wow, thats funny.

That was funny but can I get my minute back?

I can't believe I bit on that.

I kinda liked it.  I was really getting into the story man.  ;D

same here, jimzee! its too bad it ended so abruptly :'(.

Wow, that was good.

That was pretty good. You definately had me going.  

I know some people who are asleep before they even lay down! :-/

Narcolepsy. A kid that I know his little cousin has it. He told me that he was running full speed to jump on the trampoline and just fell over asleep in the middle of the yard.

                 -searoach

LOL! You totally got me, i was thinkin you were a crazy @$$h0l3 for a moment that stole from the elderly for laughs. That was good.

crap