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BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

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Definitely one of the best posts this year!

For the "Sports" category, #1.

;D ;D ;D

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Super!

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France was a pre-season #1? Who have they beaten in the last three centuries?

The French military-industrial complex is temporarily shutdown.

The guys that make white flags are on holiday!

 :o

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That is so funny, but so true in so many ways.

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France!!??  Heck, even Vanderbilt could beat France.

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Priceless!  But what happened to Italy in the rankings?  Maybe the BCS computers had a problem with Italy switching conferences in the middle of the season. :-/

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I don't see how the BCS can rank teams from two different sports.  The US plays football, while Europe plays futbol.

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Great Thread

Saw an ad for a French pistol for sale;

Never fired and only dropped once--

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This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

France should be in the SUK. not the SEC or what ever.

You guys know how the British wore red jackets to hide blood?

Why do you guys think France's army wore brown pants.

                    -gk

                               

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