Likes to sing I'm turning japanese', and is changing his username this year to YamaShimOzuri.

Has every article that was ever made in his garage.

^Is confused about QUALITY reels.

-Ike

^        idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack

Wishes he could fish as good as me.

^ dates his coisin

Throws several different lures at the fish in a short fishing trip but still gets out fished by me throwing the same baits every time. It ain't the arrow its the indian.

likes to hunt turkeys!?

;D

Has a rockin mustache!  

-Ike

Still thinks superman is cool.  ;D

has a brett farve beard  

to young to grow a beard or even drive for that matter.

is in love with a tin of copenhagan

^ Thinks copenhagan is better than Skoal.

-Ike

Thinks we are still at war with the yanks.

Doesn't own a scale or tape measure.

Thinks we are still at war with the yanks.

We are!!

^hates his job.............(signature.......)

-Ike

Dosen't know how to spell Copenhagen.

^ seems to have beef with bigbadaaron  ;D

got his whity tideys from the side of the high way

Gets  his toilet paper from gas station bathrooms

has more skid marks than a burnout

^Doesn't even use toilet paper.

-Ike

^ thinks American rod smith is better than every rod on the face of this earth

^"EH"