A doctor who prescribes valium with little or no hesitation?

I watched Caddyshack last night and I can't get it out of my head.

Along with visions of Rodney dancing...

"what's that sign say?"

        "no bare feet"

"no- that one"

        "no fighting"

"and you... you owe me one gumball machine!"

About the 3rd time you watch it, that becomes a great scene.

Classic show.  One of my favorite scenes is the drained pool scene where Carl (Bill Murray) sniffs and eats the Baby Ruth.  Classic!!! ;D

Fisher of Men's comment--- X2!  ;D   ;D   ;D

Judge Smails is the best.

"WELLLL? We're waiting!"

Man, this could go on for days.........

"Spalding, get your foot off the boat "

"You'll get nothing and like it"

"Hey, you scratched my anchor"... After Rodney drops his yacht's anchor through the Judge's sailboat.

The golf course employees laying odds on whether or not Spalding picks his nose and if he eats it......  

One of the best comedies period.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Who was the girl with the heavy accent that worked the concession stand?  

Who was the girl with the heavy accent that worked the concession stand?

Real name or name in movie?

"Well tanks for nuthin'."   ;D

oh, oh, kill all the gophers......ya, we don't even need a permit for that...

gotta love that flic...

I looked it up Micro: Sarah Holcomb as Maggie O'Hooligan.

Well...The world needs ditch diggers too.

nininininiin........ninnninininin..  .nninnininininn

I got all night folks, here are my favs

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while....Id play on through.

YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT

Cinderella Story, out of no where,He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. .....it's in the hole

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Harshman

Don't sell yourself short Judge.   You're a tremendous slouch.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?   Oh, it looks good on you though.

You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Rodney to Mrs. Smails at the dinner dance:

"Whoa, I'll bet you were somethin' before electricity"

"You wanna make 14 bucks....the hard way ?"

"Someone step on a duck ?"

"This steak still has marks where the jockey was hittin' it"

Man you guys are cracking me up. Great lines one and all. That WHOLE movie is funny.

Caddies day at the members pool: 'Caddies welcome 1:00-1:15'

"the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

Here's some links from the movie:

http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds.html  Sounds

http://www.carlspackler.com/videos.html  Videos

http://www.carlspackler.com

Enjoy.....

Can you make a bull shot?

Can you make a shoe smell?

Can you make a bull shot?

Can you make a shoe smell?

....what time ya due back in Boys' Town?

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

"Dude......THAT'S MY SKULL!!!!"

oh wait,...that was Fast Times at Ridgemont High... ;D

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

This is my favorite scene, especially since he is tapping a pitch fork on the guys neck while saying it.  ;D

I also like "wanna make $14 dollars the hard way?"

What a great movie. You cannot go wrong with Bill Murray.