POOF, THE LIGHT GOES ON

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with

normal results.

The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How

are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,

so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to

the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light

goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the Doctor calls George's wife.

'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with

God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the

bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!'

That's funny ;D

Good one Mudster.

Thanks for the laugh, Dom. ;D