My gun club is having some construction done so there is a porta-potty on the grounds for the construction workers to use. The company that cleans the porta-potty is called Advanced Septic Systems...

I told one of the guys I shoot with that Advanced Septic Systems should start a spin-off company called Septic Holdings Industrial Technologies.

That way, their slogan can be: Advanced Septic Systems, the maker of Septic Holdings Industrial Technologies.

I Love Acronyms...

When my ARMY unit disbanded, we needed a new title, we were tank mechanics, so I came up with Armorment Support Shop, and we always answered the phone as "@$$ shop, how can I help you?".

Sam Houston Institute of Techonology actually changed their name many years ago.

No, its not Texas A&M.  

Love it!!!!!  ;D   ;D   ;D

BOHICA!

The other day I was out in B.F.E., got in a fight with some D.B. and got K.O.'d. Was A.F.U. for about 3 days but was thankful I wasn't T.U.

^ figured it all out except the T.U. i'm sure some people found it a little FUBAR   ;D

^ figured it all out except the T.U. i'm sure some people found it a little FUBAR ;D

Toes Up = dead. I've heard people use another part of the human anatomy for the T word.  

IBM used to have an acronym glossary that was 200+ pages. You needed the decoder at some of the meetings.

I worked in the ESD and STD divisions. You can guess what our nicknames for those were.  

FUBAR.

Gotta love it.

Must refer to government now.

Oops. Can't get into politics.

Sorry

When I was in the Navy this was a perpetual state of being.

SNARFU

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