This is a hilarious interpretation of the side effects of a new weight loss drug:

http://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm

;D

Ordinarily toilet humor doesn't appeal to me but this is really quite funny.  I sent it around to all my coworkers-even the director of my department.

I laughed so hard I, I, I,...................Whoops gotta go.........

As George Carlin once wrote about Truisims for growing older than 60

Never, ever trust a fart, always check!!!!!!!!!!! :

;D ;D ;D

As George Carlin once wrote about Truisims for growing older than 60

Never, ever trust a fart, always check!!!!!!!!!!! :

and if you haven't farted in a while, make sure to use a test fart to make sure the full fart won't smell too bad. A test fart is approximately 15% of the full fart. ;D

Speaking of farts, also known as drifters.

Rule number one:  Do not fart in an elevator with only two passengers.

Rule number two:  Do not waste a perfectly good fart, by doing it when you are alone.  Share it with a group.