with all the so,so issues lately I thought I would try and kick off a guessing game.

So. here's mine

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2nd    8-)

Second place.

I have two United States coins in my hand that total $.55 but one is not a nickle.

What are the two coins?????  

A 50 cent piece and a nickle.....

A 50 cent piece and a nickle.....

Right.

The OTHER one is a nickel

How much dirt is in a hole that is 6' long, 4' wide and 7' deep ?                      

168 cubic feet, or 6.2222222 cubic yards.

is how much dirt is missing. there is no dirt IN the hole, lol

This one's straight from iCarly:

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, and stays for three days, then leaves on Friday how did he do it?

What? I have a two year old daughter.

His horse's name was Friday.

This one's straight from iCarly:

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, and stays for three days, then leaves on Friday how did he do it?

What? I have a two year old daughter.

iCarly, theres a subject I didn't expect to see on this board.   I have a 3 year old daughter, so I know exactly what you are talking about though.

A Yacht is docked in the harbor.  The ladder overhanging currently has water level to the 2nd step from the bottom of the latter.  The steps are spaced 1 foot apart, and it is an 6 foot latter.  The incoming tide rises 3 foot while the boat is docked.  What step of the latter is the water level to now?

Boat rises with tide.....2nd step.

A little moron and a big moron were standing on the edge of a bridge. The big one fell off, the little one didn't. Why didn't the little moron fall off?

A Yacht is docked in the harbor. The ladder overhanging currently has water level to the 2nd step from the bottom of the latter. The steps are spaced 1 foot apart, and it is an 6 foot latter. The incoming tide rises 3 foot while the boat is docked. What step of the latter is the water level to now?

still the second step?

What would a chair look like if your legs bent the opposite way ?

A little moron and a big moron were standing on the edge of a bridge. The big one fell off, the little one didn't. Why didn't the little moron fall off?

Because he was a little more -on,gotta love Stephen King 8-)

What would a chair look like if your legs bent the opposite way ?

still a chair ;D

my legs would hurt tho

Two bodys have I, though both joined in one, the stiller I stand the faster I run.

What am I?

welp I'm leaving work, so here's the answere

A hour glass