If you were a bass lure, what would you be, and why?

I'm still trying to figure this one out myself, but my wife says I would be a horny toad for obvious reasons.  Well, it is cold outside.

Havin' fun, lovin' life, and bass fishin'!

Is this the Stupid Question/Stupid Answer game?  I've never played it myself, but I've watched a lot of television reporters do so.  :

An 8" swimbait.

Helicopter Lure

Is this the Stupid Question/Stupid Answer game? I've never played it myself, but I've watched a lot of television reporters do so. :

They say there is no such thing as a stupid question on this forum but GOOFY is another matter.

10 inch worm

Is this the Stupid Question/Stupid Answer game? I've never played it myself, but I've watched a lot of television reporters do so. :

Mike's a Chigger Craw for his ability to get under people's skin.

Is this the Stupid Question/Stupid Answer game? I've never played it myself, but I've watched a lot of television reporters do so. :

Mike's a Chigger Craw for his ability to get under people's skin.

Hang on, Mike will be here shortly to address this.

My exwife would tell you that I'm stinkbait!

A frog.

I like being hopped up.

No offense Wackyworm, but my first thought was "Anyone who would ask such a stupid question is either a shrink, a reporter, or is bored out of his mind."  During my professional career I've undergone a number of psych tests wherein a number of dumb-assed questions like yours are asked.  e.g. "If you were an animal, would you prefer to be a tiger or a rabbit?"  I've also watched reporters with no less stature than Barbara Walters ask the same sort of stupid questions.

Regardless of my tirade, I'm sure you will receive many answers - all from people who are as equally bored.  Cabin fever rules!   

This post is right up there with the one about "What kind of underwear do you wear?"

One that is made in america!

A Jitterbug. I'm a blues and swing musician.

Zara Spook, be a lot of fun dancing on the water.  Until wham!