Apparently at least 49 inches. I was changing my baby girl last night, when i got more than i bargained for. I removed the old diaper and was reaching for the wipes when her face turned red. Like a coward i moved out of the way and saw a stream of yellow awfulness stream off the bed (some on the comforter) and down into the light tan carpet. Best i could measure it was around 49 inches from butt to last spot on the carpet. Proud father to say the least.

A long, long way, but you seem to have discovered that yourself.  ;D  My little girl managed to get it across the room to the opposite wall from her change table once.  The splatter on the wall was like modern art.

I don't know if I'm grossed out or impressed.   I'm going for dinner now so everything will be settled before I get back to this thread. ;D

You shouldn't be grossed out, that is what fatherhood or actually parenting i shall say is all about.

I think I can beat that as long as I'm allowed to eat 10 Taco Bell bean burritos 2 hours before the contest.

Awesome, give her some prune juice and see if she can beat her record. Just do not let Mom catch you. Nothing like a good anal projectile!

good info im a soon to be dad and i will change the diper from the side, i dont want no poop on me

Wait till the projectile vomit spews, you'll develop a whole new appreciation for distance, LOL.

Maybe I need to rethink wanting to have kids

good info im a soon to be dad and i will change the diper from the side, i dont want no poop on me

That is an extremely wise decision.  Never, ever stand in front of a loaded gun.

I don't know about poop, but when my oldest daughter was an infant she had a gastronomical disorder known as gerds. She could vomit straight up quite a ways. You develop very quick reaction times....

good info im a soon to be dad and i will change the diper from the side, i dont want no poop on me

That is an extremely wise decision. Never, ever stand in front of a loaded gun.

may work for girls but a little boys water wiggle goes 360

Like a coward i moved out of the way

I would hardly call this cowardice!

good info im a soon to be dad and i will change the diper from the side, i dont want no poop on me

That is an extremely wise decision. Never, ever stand in front of a loaded gun.

may work for girls but a little boys water wiggle goes 360

Yup. As soon as the cool air hits that thing, it'll start spraying everywhere. We kept a supply of washcloths on the changing table to cap the geysers.

Three questions come to mind...

1.  Why did you feel compelled to start this thread?

2.  Why did I click on it and...

3.  ...continue to read it to the end? 

Two minutes of my life I'll never get back... :'(

If you've ever had kids, you'll know where he's coming from.  Any parent can relate.  These experiences are funny and memorable, although they don't often appear that way at the time.  And there are many more stories I could relate, I assure you.

I noticed the title of this thread and didn't even have to look at who started it...impressive to say the least.

There would have been some gagging going on if I was there for sure. ;D

When I saw A's update on FB, I almost shat myself.   ;D

If you've ever had kids, you'll know where he's coming from. Any parent can relate. These experiences are funny and memorable, although they don't often appear that way at the time. And there are many more stories I could relate, I assure you.

I remember changing my daughter once.  Apparently the "tinkling" wasn't done when I removed the diaper.  She sneezed and sprayed the wall some 6 feet away from the changing table.  It was as funny then as now.  Precious moments!!

. . . and I DID change my daughter's diaper more than once. . .

I can't believe I just read the words "anal projectile" on here.   :-?

Thankfully neither of my daughters have given me that surprise yet.  WOW is all I can say. 

thats.....just great. thanks for sharing :-[