The pollen here is insane. EVERYTHING is yellow. Does anyone else live in an area that gets blasted by pollen?

Yep.

For a month or so every year, my car is yellow.

Aren't you glad you moved here?  I was down at the capital today and you could just see clouds of pollen blowing off the pine trees.

Yeah, we get slammed as well. Sure gives me some allergy problems as well

The live oaks are in full force right now at my house. Everything is kind of yellowish green. That stuff even blows through my screened in porch.

yea just washed my tow rig, and its already green , just a few hours ago.