pick the smallest, most painful part of my 6'2 frame to jump on?

For the same reason my four year old wound up, punched and said "is this your fragiles?"

Heh, kids.

For the same reason my four year pos wound up, punched and said "is this your fragiles?"

Heh, kids.

ahahahahahahaha

For the same reason my four year pos wound up, punched and said "is this your fragiles?"

Heh, kids.

Ah, I laugh and hurt at the same time.

Took a shot to the daddy bags, eh ? They'll be more of them. 

Thank God my kids are older. I don't miss those days. 

pick the smallest, most painful part of my 6'2 frame to jump on?

:-? LOL. I keed, I keed.

Don't worry, 5.0's kid does jump, he uses a light-saber and other directed energy weapons of testicular destruction.

    After reading this thread, I am glad it will be a long lonnnnnnggggggg time before I have kids.

if i had a kid that punch to my nuts or bust my back i will hit my kid with belt

Sounds like your youngun knows about bullseyes.  You always aim for the small, center location.

Don't worry, 5.0's kid does jump, he uses a light-saber and other directed energy weapons of testicular destruction.

That's true. Ninja kicks off the couch, lightsabers to the knuckles, etc. I'm also glad that we had a little girl. Dress up and tea party sound a lot less dangerous than getting run over by Grave Digger Powerwheels. .

if i had a kid that punch to my nuts or bust my back i will hit my kid with belt

d**n dude, it's 2010. Not 1950.

this is just payback for hitting your dad in the nuts! i know i got snapped at for a knee or an elbow to the groin more than once when i was a little one.

Don't worry, 5.0's kid does jump, he uses a light-saber and other directed energy weapons of testicular destruction.

That's true. Ninja kicks off the couch, lightsabers to the knuckles, etc. I'm also glad that we had a little girl. Dress up and tea party sound a lot less dangerous than getting run over by Grave Digger Powerwheels. .

You think girls are better? A few years ago my sister (who was probably 15 at the time) got upset with my dad for trying to have "the talk" and she threw a deck of cards to get him to stop and hit him right under the eye. He bled a lot. Good luck!

if i had a kid that punch to my nuts or bust my back i will hit my kid with belt

Good god. I feel sorry for your future children.