So we had a guy with a bandanna, hair down to the middle of his back, and a braided goatee walking around the store earlier. I asked him if he needed help looking for the rum. He found it funny. I could have sworn this dude was going to a holiday party dressed as a pirate.

We had a guy with a shaved head come in with an "Austin 3:!6" hockey jersey on. He asked me a question about Bailey's Irish Cream. To which I responded "What?", he repeated and I said "What?!". He didn't get what I was doing so I blamed my failed attempt on the blaring Christmas music.

For some reason it was very slow yesterday but today and tomorrow should make up for it. Hopefully we get some characters in and I can have some fun.

LMAO. You're telling me those are actual conversations?

Where do you work?

Good stuff!

I can't believe there are people out there that have not seen Caddyshack or Easy Money though. ;D

We had a guy with a shaved head come in with an "Austin 3:!6" hockey jersey on. He asked me a question about Bailey's Irish Cream. To which I responded "What?", he repeated and I said "What?!". He didn't get what I was doing so I blamed my failed attempt on the blaring Christmas music.

That is the best one I have seen so far.  I would probably pass out from laughing if I saw this in person.  ;D

So we had a guy with a bandanna, hair down to the middle of his back, and a braided goatee walking around the store earlier. I asked him if he needed help looking for the rum. He found it funny. I could have sworn this dude was going to a holiday party dressed as a pirate.

We had a guy with a shaved head come in with an "Austin 3:!6" hockey jersey on. He asked me a question about Bailey's Irish Cream. To which I responded "What?", he repeated and I said "What?!". He didn't get what I was doing so I blamed my failed attempt on the blaring Christmas music.

For some reason it was very slow yesterday but today and tomorrow should make up for it. Hopefully we get some characters in and I can have some fun.

"I'm Ole' GREGG"

                         -gk

Love the Grey Goose one.  So subtle, so nasty!

LMAO. You're telling me those are actual conversations?

Where do you work?

Yea I'm in Tucker Max mode the next few weeks.

Just a liquor store in town.

Tin

You are officially my favorite person this holiday season.

I would come in just to shoot the bull and watch the fireworks... Great stuff

HAHAHAHA 

d**n language monitor..  I meant shoot the "breeze"

"Shoot the nuts". hahaahahaha.

Good stuff, Tin. I wish I had recorded and documented every wise crack I made at Kmart. I'll be half millionaire from selling the book. (I say half millionaire, because it'll probably cost half a million to hire an editor ;D)