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I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps!! 

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The Town Cryer's horse threw a shoe.

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The Town Crier's eyes were so swollen from crying he couldn't see how to get there.

Kelley

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you idiot, why did you waste your money on stamps(lol) ;D ;D ;D

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