Real ads in England's newspapers. 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little wretched..

Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Speaking of British humor. . .   Years ago when my nephews were about six and eight years old they were watching a British sitcom on TV.  Matthew commented that it wasn't very funny.  Nick replied with disgust, "It's not supposed to be funny.  They're English."

I quite enjoy British Humor..

Tis a scratch..

Is not.. your arm is off..

No it's not..

I win..

Do not..

You have no arms..

Tis a flesh wound..

One thing is for sure with British humor, their plays are much funnier than any American comedy plays.

The British plays are crazy.

Catch one and you will not only be entertained but you will be cultured!!!!  ;D   ;D   ;D

I quite enjoy British Humor..

Tis a scratch..

Is not.. your arm is off..

No it's not..

I win..

Do not..

You have no arms..

Tis a flesh wound..

Monty python and the holy grail. Awesome flick.

I can remember being around 5 or so and sneaking into the living room behind dads recliner and watching Benny Hill. I really didnt know what was going on , but i knew i liked seeing half naked women.

Thanks those were great, my wife even laughed and she nevr gets english humor. I love Mr. Bean and the Two Fat Ladies, I wear out my dvd player watching those two babes!

Benny Hill is hilarious. Somewhat like the British version of Red Skelton. ;D

I've watched the british version of "The Office" (which is the original), and kinda enjoyed it. Shaun of the Dead, was also freaking hilarious!

Benny Hill is hilarious. Somewhat like the British version of Red Skelton. ;D

Nothing at all like Red Skelton.   Red was a classy guy and Benny was just sleazy.

And boy did I love that sleaze 

I quite enjoy British Humor..

Tis a scratch..

Is not.. your arm is off..

No it's not..

I win..

Do not..

You have no arms..

Tis a flesh wound..

What are you going to do bleed on me ?

Why yes that is precisely what I shall do!

              -gk

               

Benny Hill is hilarious. Somewhat like the British version of Red Skelton. ;D

Nothing at all like Red Skelton. Red was a classy guy and Benny was just sleazy.

They were 2 Red Skelton's, the one you saw on tv and movies and the one doing stand up, like Las Vegas.  He told very few "clean" jokes, he was raunchy as hell.  Very funny guy.

I quite enjoy British Humor..

Tis a scratch..

Is not.. your arm is off..

No it's not..

I win..

Do not..

You have no arms..

Tis a flesh wound..

What are you going to do bleed on me ?

Why yes that is precisely what I shall do!

-gk

the holy hand grenade!

1, 2, 5!

no 3

3!

(French accent) "I fart in your general direction"