A Pimiento cheese sandwich with chips and Jalapeno Hummus.

I bought a container of pimento cheese last week, haven't opened it yet.

I don't think I've ever had it.

Bird dog, I don't think they sell it in West Virginia because you have to have teeth to eat it.

Just kidding, but could not help myself.

Look for the Fighting Tigers to invade your beautiful state in September. You folks have no idea what is heading your way.  ;D   ;D   ;D

Sam, I'm not from WV. I've only lived here for a few months. And trust me bro, they know what's coming. They got a taste of it in Baton Rouge last fall, and I really feel like LSU will be a better team this season while WVU will be worse. Anyway, if you want to get my attention, you'll have to bring your boys to Oklahoma Memorial Stadium and walk out with a "W". Les Miles is one of only two coaches to do it in the Bob Stoops era.

Wheww...I thought this thread was going in a different direction...

Wheww...I thought this thread was going in a different direction...

Like what? :o

I bought a package about 2 weeks ago for the first time in a long time.   It was gone in one night.

No Girl Scout Cookies?

I have never had a pimiento cheese sandwich. Smells terrible.

No Girl Scout Cookies?

Of course I have the GS cookies.  Ive been on a Jalapeno Hummus kick lately though.

I have never had a pimiento cheese sandwich. Smells terrible.

Gotta try one, bro.  I'm sure you've eaten things that smelt worse. 

A Pimiento cheese sandwich with chips and Jalapeno Hummus.

That's just nasty. No other word for it, just nasty.

So wait a minute, did the following happen before or after you ate this sandwich?

True story.

It was late, probably 1-2am, and I was doing surveillance when all of sudden out of know where I had to take a major. I knew from the rumbles and butterflies in my stomach that it wasn't going to be nice. I must have driven to 3 different stores and they were either closed or bathroom was out of service. By this time, my belt was off and pants unbuttoned but no where to do my doo. I parked behind an empty store, dropped the tailgate and let'er lose. Man did I feel good but what a mess I made. I was out of paper towels and only had Clorox wipes. I figured they were good for cleaning my hands and wiping down the dashboard so they must be good for wiping. NOT the case, especially if you have a hemorrhoid. Bleach and hemorrhoids don't get along. My ARS was on FIRE.

So wait a minute, did the following happen before or after you ate this sandwich?

True story.

It was late, probably 1-2am, and I was doing surveillance when all of sudden out of know where I had to take a major. I knew from the rumbles and butterflies in my stomach that it wasn't going to be nice. I must have driven to 3 different stores and they were either closed or bathroom was out of service. By this time, my belt was off and pants unbuttoned but no where to do my doo. I parked behind an empty store, dropped the tailgate and let'er lose. Man did I feel good but what a mess I made. I was out of paper towels and only had Clorox wipes. I figured they were good for cleaning my hands and wiping down the dashboard so they must be good for wiping. NOT the case, especially if you have a hemorrhoid. Bleach and hemorrhoids don't get along. My ARS was on FIRE.

OMG