1. Take a loose stance, feet at shoulder width, knees slightly bent.

2. Relax your grip. Nothing good will occur when using too firm a grip.

3. Don't take a quick back swing.

4. Do not look around or behind you. Head down; eyes on the target.

5. If someone else has stepped up, do not stand in front of them.

6. If your taking too long, please allow others to "play through".

7. Before proceeding to the first tee, please flush the urinal.

THANK YOU

Nice!  ;D

:D :D That is funny.... Its nice to see that corparate correctness hasn't killed humor all togather...... :-/

That's a real pizzer of a joke.

haha, good one.  I have to admit though, I had to read it twice before I figured it out.

:D :D That is funny.... Its nice to see that corparate correctness hasn't killed humor all togather...... :-/

Humor still seems to be pretty well in place at most golf courses/country clubs.

haha, good one. I have to admit though, I had to read it twice before I figured it out.

Me too! too funny !!