So it looked like a bad day of fishing. It was windy, there were big dark clouds over my head, and no one else had been catching anything. i tied on a chartruse buzzbait which usually owrke. after probly 100-150 casts (not lieing), i just wanted to go home, but then i saw a big ol' bass swim on by almost a foot away. I switched up to my go-to-bait-if-im-about leave-because-i-aint-catching-nuthin lure, which would be a texas rigged 7in berkly power worm. I cast out into a small pocket in the weeds. i must have casted right on top of a fish cuz the moment that the worm hit the water, FISH ON! He didnt put up i fight, it was more just dead weight, it was when i went to go lip him that he started freaking out and got water on me.

Now the reason why the title is a fish peed on me is, well its just that, a fish peed on me! i couldnt grab his lip because that is where the hook is, so i grab him by the belly, i guess i squezzed him to hard because i felt somthing wet on my leg and looked at the fish, he was peeing.......on my leg.......

I caught 2 other fish, another nice one and a dink.

hmmm thats a first

next time you catch a big ol blue gill, grab him by the back, point his belly at your unsuspecting buddy, and give him a squeeze!!!  great fun!!

;D

A bass' urine makes great sunblock.  Just rub it on your skin every time you catch one.  It will also help keep you hydrated.  Try it on your next outing...

Um,.....bad news bud,....this is "Spawn" time,....that wasn't pee. :-? ;D

A bass' urine makes great sunblock.  Just rub it on your skin every time you catch one.  It will also help keep you hydrated.  Try it on your next outing...

Yup, makes a great rim treatment on a margarita too.  Keeps lips from getting chapped and from what I'm told, it stings like a mother when it gets in your eyes. ;D

Um,.....bad news bud,....this is "Spawn" time,....that wasn't pee. :-? ;D

A bass' urine makes great sunblock. Just rub it on your skin every time you catch one. It will also help keep you hydrated. Try it on your next outing...

Yup, makes a great rim treatment on a margarita too. Keeps lips from getting chapped and from what I'm told, it stings like a mother when it gets in your eyes. ;D

you dont think it was pee?...erm...uh...ew...

 Aint been fishing long have we?

You were asking for it being scantily dressed like that......... ;D

you think thats bad, i was spawn fishin for spawning shellcrackers, and i caught a big ole male, and when i grabbed him, he squirted me...and it wasnt pee......

Aint been fishing long have we?

This is the first year fishing

Ain't learnin' fun?  

skeet  skeet skeet!!!

Hahahahahahaaa   siiiighh.... you better get used to that buddy, it happens.  Spawn in over... at least it has been long over down south... it was water, don't worry.  Lots of times if you hold a fish by the midsection of something like that you'll get a lil' squirt of clear H2O and if you're REALLY lucky the fish will start crappin out waste.  I've been crapped on, peed on, ejaculated on, and... egged on (i guess) by umpteen bass... (not to mention bled on).  You should probably get used to that kinda stuff